爆肚

唔,以下說的是真實故事,主角不詳,即是不要問。

話說開會時有點悶,有人百無聊賴在座椅上轉來轉去,時而仰起頭睡覺,時而低頭數手指。忽然,仆的一聲,有人覺得肚皮一下子不受約束。於是去廁所一看。

噢,西褲的扣子撐破了﹗沒有別針,唯有臨急找一個萬字夾。

下午馬上跑去買褲子,怎知已全部換了春裝﹗﹗各店大減價的尾貨全都是加大碼或超大碼﹗

等會還要出去見客。哈﹗真的要好好修身了。

11 Responses to 爆肚

  1. Let me have the honor to be the first commenter of this great post and set the tone of all the ensuing comments once and for all.

    Eh just tell that somebody who shall remain nameless to wear elastic waistband, that would take care of the button missile crisis. Don’t bother keeping fit or going on a diet. Elastic waistband is invented for a real reason.

  2. whew, 還以為你爆了甚麼出來。。。

  3. 宜家就真係爆肚

    唔怪讀食話甜品MARK MARK啦

  4. 哈哈哈,不如叫”你同事”改穿連身裙丫,乜都遮到呀。。。

  5. lcl,

    haha…yes, you’re right. I should buy one.

    阿四:

    咁仲唔算爆?

    小孜:

    你又爆?唔係啩﹗

    周游:

    不是我同事啦,是我呀﹗哈哈哈﹗我那條是羊毛褲,不小心放了入洗衣機洗,哈,結果縮了水。

  6. 我當然知是你喇,費是篤爆你嘛,所以你同事在引號內囉:)

  7. 哈哈哈哈 周游你叻 :D

  8. 我話你唔係爆肚,係爆笑就真!:)

  9. hongkieatlarge:

    哈﹗

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