好消息和壞消息

小朋友一放學即煞有介事地宣佈:

「你要聽好消息還是壞消息?」

有什麼好消息呀?

好消息是:

「我今天測驗拿到100分,附加問題四條全答對了,即104分﹗」

嘩﹗

壞消息呢?

壞消息是:

「某某人【註】測驗拿到100分,附加問題四條答對了三條,即103分﹗」

【註】某某人是小朋友的死黨(即老友)。

4 responses to “好消息和壞消息

  1. 哈哈哈!笑死!我愛上呢位小朋友,唔愛你啦!

  2. yaya:

    噢,佢有好多粉絲了。

  3. When my kid gave me bad news, it was really bad news. We just a got a letter, in the mail, from his science teacher telling us that he didn’t hand in his homework. Oh well. It’s not his first and it won’t be his last. I wouldn’t lose any sleep over it though.

  4. lcl,

    Well, we’ve received similar letter that she lost her books from the library and we had to pay for them.

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